by Mark Ganzer on Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:45pm
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If our nation's drug / alcohol / narcotic laws aligned with the practices of its citizens we would have:
(a) pot smoking legalized at 14
(b) beer and wine consumption legalized at 14
(c) cigarette smoking legalized at 14
(d) purchased of pot, beer, wine, cigarettes at 16
(e) crack and powder cocaine and heroin possession and purchase legalized at 18
(f) driving privleges granted at 18, subject to testing
(g) marriage licenses being granted only to those who both pass a personality profile examination to determine how well their core values and beiefs line up
(h) planned parenthood, most especially including prenatal, neo natal and mothers care, nutrition, child rearing, subsidized housing provided for the first 14 years of the child's life
SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE ALL THIS?
And if SARAH PALIN were to suggest as much, she would win 70+% of the popular VOTE!
(a) pot smoking legalized at 14
(b) beer and wine consumption legalized at 14
(c) cigarette smoking legalized at 14
(d) purchased of pot, beer, wine, cigarettes at 16
(e) crack and powder cocaine and heroin possession and purchase legalized at 18
(f) driving privleges granted at 18, subject to testing
(g) marriage licenses being granted only to those who both pass a personality profile examination to determine how well their core values and beiefs line up
(h) planned parenthood, most especially including prenatal, neo natal and mothers care, nutrition, child rearing, subsidized housing provided for the first 14 years of the child's life
SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE ALL THIS?
And if SARAH PALIN were to suggest as much, she would win 70+% of the popular VOTE!
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