TALES OF SCHWEGMAN PART IV - HARRY ALMOST SHOOTS SOME 9-BALL

SO, AS HE'S GETTING READY TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, HARRY SCHEGMAN'S DAD ASKS, "hARRY, WHERE YOU GOING?"


"GONNA SHOOT SOME 9-BALL DAD," HARRY REPLIES.


"NINE-BALL?  YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOOT 9-BALL. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO SHOOT 9-BALL."


HARRY'S DAD RUNS NINE RACKS, BREAKS HIS CUE IN DISGUST, TURNS TO HARRY AND SAYS, "NINE-BALL'S NOT YOUR GAME KID. STAY IN SCHOOL."